Today, a young man realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration; That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death; Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.

Tonight is a full moon. ( Do you know what that means? )

How bad did I hate the Tom Tom Club? I mean, I really couldn't stand them for ages. Then they grew on me. I guess I can't hate them because Tina is so FUCKING hot in this. I love her little beat stepping she does.

It's just a transition song because David is back getting his Large Suit on. It's a good transition song cause it really shows how 80's it is.

Any of you cats have a Google Wave invite? I'll make it worth your while...

Double Blind Trial: Deploy an ÜberCharge within 8 seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his

I worked really hard to get this achievement. You don't even know.

I do not understand how David and the girls can keep such a steady voice while running in place.

So, this is my favorite song by the Talking Heads (as is Drugs, Cities, Paper and The Big Country [not apart of the film]) and I didn't understand why for the longest time. For a while it just was. Once I saw the movie I got it, it clicked. It's political and actually says a whole hell of a lot that I think is still relevant today. All of their songs have this eerie relevance that goes unheard or is written off because they are a NEW WAVE band.

David was a performance artist and did some crazy shit in college. You'll be able to see a lot of that soon in film; The big suit, the props, the scrim and so on. Also Tina Weymouth takes off her outfit soon.

Because it's summer and because for some reason running to Kenny Loggins is smooth as hell, I give you episode 2 of Yacht Rock:



This episode has some of the best lines.

Also, fuck you youtube:
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The bubbly voice ATT has for when you're on hold makes me want to be a republican and cheat on my wife.

I just beat Half Life 2 with sarcasmosis. Mods are awesome.

I beat portal. Not that many achievements but I still beat it.

Hey guys, GUYS. I took one for the team and watched 15 minutes of Web Soup on G4 tonight. Guess what, it's a whole hell of a lot worse than any of us could have imagined. Chris Hardwick really can't pull off the personality that you need for a Soup type show.

You know, the crew behind the camera that laughs and jeers the host, IT SOUNDED LIKE A FUCKING LAUGH TRACK. Great job G4. You've got a winner.

This weeks This American Life is so good, it kills me. Before the first act they talk about Benjamin Franklin and how he was just sneaking into the year book club photo to look cool. Which is hysterical because it remind me of Drunk History Vol.2.



And yes, that is Jack Black as Franklin.

All of the Drunk Histories are awesome. However, nothing beats the J.D. Ryznar Drunk History. It's the ring tone.

Dude.

Watched The King of Kong last night and wrote many angry letters in my head to Billy Mitchell. It's simply ridiculous what Billy did (and didn't do) and what he made his worshiping minions do. At one point I paused the movie and bitched to Ryan about Billy and all the bullshit that he was pulling. I highly recommend it if you're into documentaries, Donkey Kong and Awesome Hair.

It's like every year the Academy does something that completely confirms my hatred for them. This year, and I was really hoping they would slightly redeem themselves, they gave way to the whiny child that is the internet and nominated Heath Ledger for Actor in a supporting role.

What. The. Fuck.

Dear Lars Ulrich Metallica,
You're really making it hard for me to stick up for you. While your latest album is quite good and a bit from left filed, you're still assholes. Look, I understand you are a bit older and aren't hip to the whole internet thing but you need to stop fighting evolution. Your videos will be on youtube, your album was a torrent before the release date; that's just how it goes. So, please stop being massive douchebags. Let the kids put your album up on youtube. If anything, it's free advertisement. Plus, as you already know, you make most of your money touring.

Stop being dicks.

Love,
gardenofevils